Innocent High Review
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Family Strokes Review
With all the fuss and commotion going on about porn (you’re probably wondering what the heck am I talking about but ok), I crave to divide people into two groups. Well, one for sure is a group and the other part isn’t even big enough to be considered a cluster.
The first one prefers Family Strokes and not just the title from Team Skeet, but the whole estimate farce circling about step-family taboo and those kinds of atrocious relationships that diverse from normal.
I know that I’m entering a restricted area which is temporarily out of my reach since this isn’t a sociological tractate wising human behavior. We’re here to have fun, and only fun. Pleasure is our top priority, however, things cannot just pass by us unnoticed.
I had to draw your attention to the strange phenomenon that caught the whole public, and I’m not excluding myself from anywhere! Pioneer of love and humane, that’s what I am! Who was the first causing the outburst to hit the mainstream again?
I’d say, Ted Cruz, the politician from the USA, but long before him, this started to implement and strangely kept trending that most individuals couldn’t explain the elaborate situation. Team Skeet slithered in there, installed themselves before even thinking twice about it, and it seems like they hit the jackpot with Family Strokes!
My personal thoughts are the following: A neat site, quite tidy and clear, has astonishing resolution on display, beautiful girls, simplistic guide/nav menus and pretty much pretty in general. No remarks or slammin’ coming from me, man, the world is changing day-to-day!
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Not sure what ‘Strokes’ stands for, maybe like some periodic affections that strike you periodically, I suppose?
What will happen next, what will be the next best thing, nobody is sure. Who knows what disgraceful content would be handled by the mass public at ease like it’s nothing. One day something is considered kink and wrong, the other day it’s used like bread aside to your meal. Fortune favors the patient, so only thing left for us is to patiently wait for the next thing after this insanity ends! Good news is that this isn’t a waste of bandwidth of the internets, but neither it’s that fantastic so that I can put an accent on it.
About ten times a dozen of video content isn’t exactly supportive, but I won’t be a wanker so I’ll just say that it’s a bit beneath fair. A severe withdrawal it was back in the day, I really thought at the beginning that this has at least 500 videos, oddly, it isn’t true. A scarce number of privileges, hence the models, most likely made this rarer than a steak! However, don’t capitulate to this!
It still is a unfoldingly aggrandized site, mortified by the killer quantity which is like the Dark Plague in the Middle Ages. Family Strokes finnessed with the inventory that they had, so I have to bring it out that all of the scenes look fantastic, and not just because of the fancy camera filming it!
There are also 115+ follow-up sets that go along with the scenes respectively, so your enjoyment never has seen its end! For now. Well, I heralded everything you need to know about Family Strokes, all that’s left for YOU is to determine the model number since I’m not displaying any for sure! Wow! This is a bigger blow than frosty cold winds in August out of nowhere!
Pros and Cons of Family Strokes
Pros:
- What else to say that this is the top pick of the world in 2017
- Probably years earlier, Family Strokes were just another endorsers who did a good job reaching out for the easy money made out of forbidden fruit from page 1 of the Bible!
Cons:
- Shortened content, I thought that the movies would last a bit longer than usual but it turned out to be completely the opposite like I’m browsing through a pay-free porn site
Conclusion
Family Strokes is an above the average site, and even though it’s facing against the odds of content quantity, it’s horoscope looks good so that my word won’t inflict bad influences on it. So, whatever I say negative about it, the concept quickly compensates for it, so for now, it’s an irreplaceable site which we’re always glad to have!
Exxxtra Small Review
Woah! Why so assertive, young Team Skeet! You don’t have to boast around and brag how you’re now being honest with your video quantity! What? Does it apply to the girls seen there, girls who are EXXXTRA small? Okay, I’ll obey your commandment, and I ultimately hope I won’t leave with a commendment at the very end of this review, which is relatively close, already.
Only God can judge me, leave me alone, preface with your own territory cleanse, then say how a lousy guy I am! I also hope that Exxxtra Small will be the seed of good porn sites, which will spread out the whole Team Skeet plantation, enrichening their income (non-fiat money, of course, everything is looked through nature) slowly, instead of surprising us with a simple what I like to call it, playlist of porn videos!
So basically, it’s about tiny chicks that fuck huge dicks, just like the motto below the logo suggests. Just like Dyked, Exxxtra Small also has a lengthy paragraph of *cough* ‘promises’, what we will be ‘seeing’ below. Fingers crossed that it has 30 videos, but will get to that later.
I closed my eyes upon entering Porn Codex so that I skip the stomach pain caused by devastating numbers statistically proven on our Swiss watch precise guiding porn site. I’ll act a spoiler now, and extract for you a single piece of that paragraph.
In the future, I won’t wonder if I violate copyright issues with it, but it has to be done: ‘These barely legal teens go by many nicknames: Petite, Tiny, Spinners, Fun-sized, Bottle Rockets, Mini-Me, Vertically Challenged, No-Tits and many more. Whatever you want to call these pint-sized cock gloves, they are sure to rock your world…’ The rest is located on the top right corner of the home page, please don’t sue me, I’m too young to drop the soap in the pound!!
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Of all the site’s I shuffled through, this one came second in design, and it’s well-deserved!
Exxxtra Small features are way more compact and utilized, there are 4 segmental buttons ‘Scenes’, ‘Girls’, ‘Top Rated’, and special ‘Members Login’ area, which probably is a pop-up query so that you log in.
Okay, so I am on the scenes isle, and I’m not sure how they really thought they’ll convince me that the clickbait thumbnails aren’t photoshopped! I mean like, the first 2 displayed dicks probably 20 INCHES long, see here, INCHES, not European centimeters. Don’t believe me? Just check up the site, after you check your privileges of insulting me by being an infidel you are!
Nevertheless, I momentarily knew it was rigged, but I admire the cockiness and ambitions of Exxxtra Small who’s trying to trick people the good ol’ method used by Youtubers. It all started as a porn, remember that! The extent of the first dick has to be around 8 to 12 cms, and that isn’t human already!
As for the later videos, older dated, they seem real to me, no problems with them, only big dicks which don’t look like they were done by a 12-year-old in the paint, who doesn’t even know to rotate the text box there. Now, this is a proper time to use smaller thumbnails when you’ve got plenty of the inventory!
180+ HD videos may not sound exceedingly big, however, for Team Skeet, it’s a double the pace, double the tempo and more than quintuple of the regular content amount seen so far! Thank Heavens that there are also a follow-up 180 sets, and logically, a follow-up number of models! They all got to step fresh so there are exactly 165 of models, last time I checked! Today is a good day!
Pros and Cons of Exxxtra Small
Pros:
- Teens and small girls getting their reproductive organs crushed by other, much bigger reproductive organs, what’s not to like about it
- Plus it has a decent amount of material, finally!
Cons:
- Since this is a first site that made a breakthrough, I’ll go easy on them
- However, I’m aiming high, so updates are mandatory in order for Team Skeet to gain some rep from me!
Conclusion
Remember December 22nd, 2017, as the span lasting 3 days of lacking existential numbers to claim something as a site, since 30+ and 50+ aren’t simply enough to invest it in a category among other, more serious sites! I’m very excited to see more of Exxxtra Small, a definite must watch!
Dyked Review
Too bad I saw the depressing stats on Porn Codex first, because once I dropped a glance on Dyke, I fell in love with it. No exaggeration in my books, still as honest am I. I got the fire, and Dyke is my ignition, the match to light me up! For the non-mother tongue English speakers, let’s bend the language to our will so that we understand the colloquialism of the corky lang.
Dyke is a slang word for lesbian, and Dyked is a derivated verb out of a noun, so it probably means when you forcefully turn a girl gay, or lesbian if you prefer, it means that you Dyked her (converted to lesbian). At first, I thought that this word doesn’t have its true origin of meanings, hence it’s like a totally made-up word on the go.
It turns out that it says what it stands for, which really urges me to look forward and smile! Since I’m a bastard otherwise, I’d probably copy paste everything in the quotation segment, which is way longer on Dyked, their promise as a site to us, trusty and loyal consumers. I’ll just extract the first sentence of the paragraph so that you conceive Dyked as a terrific porn site!
‘Dyked.com is an exclusive ALL GIRL website dedicated to strong, powerful women showing inexperienced submissive teens what a real lesbian is…’ I made sure that I don’t copy paste it, instead just typing out so that I practice my blind writing in general. I like the Bee (insect) combination of colors, more like Wiz Khalifa’s popular song ‘Black and Yellow’.
The tone is set straight, and I like it very much, it diversifies from the rest duplicates from Team Skeet. However, it seems like all porn sites of the motherly network have one huge flaw in common, and it will be explained shortly after these messages. Stay tuned!
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Take a hike if you weren’t Dyked girl, what are you doing here you filthy hetero, fly away!
Commercial break over. Initiating review… Hello, and welcome back to the review named Digression Oppression! I’m oppressing you, readers, with constant and irrelevant digressions, and I for sure am sorry on my own behalf, I sometimes cannot control my skitzo behavior which makes me under attack.
Now, not only that the lesbian girls on Dyked look beautiful, no, most importantly, they are all 100% NATURAL! One thing is seeing an artificially built gorgeous thing, and an amazing thing is seeing the same thing happen with natural selection. These girls are blessed. Anyway, Dyke truly features mature women who are fed up with dick, wanting to switch to pussy again, just like the college days, so that their own takes a break.
And what better sex objects are to be found than their doppelganger resemblances which are in college just now! It’s like they’ll be fucking younger versions of themselves, however with expertise training and broadly experienced gather through life. They’ll show these new girls who are also seeking for something new, what is it really like to be a woman!
This is a subtle BDSM, where the teenies are being dominated by their counterparts, which use any means necessary to rip their pussies and put on the pain they felt over the years, on display. The porn is saucy, juicy, lots of dripping from the pussy, my appetite opened up and I’m not feeling like eating something cook, but anything raw would feed my needs!
Now that I got you all hotheaded, time for a cooldown. Dyked also belongs to the 30+ club, containing that many of HD videos, and then some images. Of course, since it’s a lesbian thing, it will be more girls than the actual videos. The only light at the end of the tunnel currently. Another sad ending, my peeps…
Pros and Cons of Dyked
Pros:
- A perfectly thought-off lesbian concept
- Appealing web design and layout
- Everything is perfect aesthetically
Cons:
- Now by the laws of big numbers, this one is a tough loss
- No incoming updates, no videos to start off with
Conclusion
Sad it had to end this way, but this was an inevitable path. The fatalistic destiny awaits on all porn sites, and Dyked is amongst the first on the list, unfortunately. I had a blast while I was on it, watched a couple of fantastic movies, however, there’s no more yet to come…
Daughter Swap Review
A wise man once said ‘Never follow a fad, because it won’t go on forever, just stay yourself, authentic as you can be, because style stays eternally, while the fad duplicates fade away from the given trend’. Whatever this means, it’s practical for anything in your life that you do. If you like Daughter Swap, don’t compete with others that don’t, others who love MILF porn and that classic stuff. Just stay yourself, and swap daughters, if it keeps you truly happy.
Well, this statement above sounds a bit odd if you put it from porn perspective, however, it’s plausible that happened since the one relaying this to the crowd was Snoop Dogg, and he intended it to break out the new rappers’ pattern style rap. But, porn is also lyrical and spiritual just as rap, depending on who’s performing on the very scene your watching.
For example, if you’re watching Mia Khalifa, it’s like watching a sack of emptiness screw around like a one-hit-wonder it is. In the other hand, you’ve got the whole group of girls, such as Daughter Swap girls, that never go halfheartedly threading on the scene. Man, Uncle Snoop is such an inspiration to me. What a junkie, dude.
Nevertheless, Daughter Swap works on the same principle as the rest of Team Skeet. You’ve got the home page, that’s Cringely made the layout, right on a small banner at the top of the interactive part of the page, you’ve got small buttons to navigate you to the subscription menu, video menu and other stuff.
Down below are rectangles of moving and stale pictures, functioning as sneak peaks into the scenes. I immediately see that the quality is good right at the beginning since the thumbnails are in good resolution. Wonder how awesome the true movie resolution is! It’s Full HD, of course, and some may go beyond that!
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The idealistic concept of swapping daughters must’ve been going on for centuries… it’s immaculate!
So far so good, in terms of concept and probably models just as well, since it’s tightly connected. However, we’ll see who will have their last laugh. I like how chicks at Daughter Swap look so care-free and they be emitting a strange energy, undisrupted like they’ve got no problems in life, other than their dad fucking her BFF, and her BFF’s dad fucking her! What an excellent reproductive cycle!
Why wouldn’t you screw someone that you know, since it’s your dearly friend, just think about it rationally, you’ll make more of those friends after 9 months! Repeat that process, and you’ll end up with an infinite number of people you love! Nice, I finally understood the ‘have children’ notion.
Anyway, we’re not here to think about the ethics of the site, but to enjoy the very process. It eventually stops since they’re using protection, but at least it’s great till it’s lasting. Confidently taken, now onto the facts. Luckily, this site cannot fit in the group of 30+, and no it’s not because it has fewer videos than 30, but it has 50+ HD videos! Time to assemble a new group, then!
This is a great moment to mark the Jubilee 50, because, as matters currently are fixed in such way, we won’t be getting many videos through this period of staying at Team Skeet. I won’t gonna jinx it ad hoc, so I’ll just stick to the script until everything settles the best way. 50+ image sets and 35+ models, man, please. Even if it were the best concept on this planet (which is for some, surely) no one would’ve forgiven this. Remember that, Mr. Team Skeet.
Pros and Cons of Daughter Swap
Pros:
- Immaculate conception, daughter swapping should be established by human rights law, one day becoming a mandatory cause in an individual’s life
- Great models
- Great acting and performance ratings
Cons:
- Lemme be direct and somewhat cruel; a lousy site design, could’ve been better
- Fewness of content in general
- No visible signs of updating, it’s a cataclysm!
Conclusion
Another potential just took a small bite of dust. Daughter Swap snuffed on everybody else, taking the medal for the biggest disappointment in terms of quantity, since the quality is so high, that it stooped so low, with the credits going to the about 50 videos located on the site. Very, very poor effort.
Dad Crush Review
CFNM Teens Review
Meddling the half-term report, I’ve stumbled to some sexy conclusions! The first time that I thought of an article/review before I even started actually writing it, and I came across a reflection that CFNM Teens can be a plausible winner of the 30+ competition, which I’ll elaborate later, in the full review. That’s why I gave out this site for later writing and typing so that I prepare a fancy introduction for you to swallow.
Don’t worry, you aren’t the only ones swallowing here because these teens have no class, nor culture! It’s like a Swedish buffet, all you can eat, and they choose to eat cum instead of complete nutrition, whole foods.
However, sperm is a good wholefood just as well, but it’s got faulty animal origins, and those animals are the sodomized guys which just fucked their pussy to pieces and forced them doing the labour of eating everything up, after the OUTCOME!
See, I’ve been preparing this joke for days! I hope the wait was worthwhile because I’m all out of joke juice. It’s time to straighten the fuck up and stay serious now. But how can you be serious with site’s which simply mock you in your gorgeous face!
We’re backfiring now using this satiric review as our weapon and tool to extort the Team Skeet team, so that we finally have decent (remember ‘decent’ for a later pun) porn sites which we can enjoy ourselves, without the constant fear that’s present in our veins, fear of reaching the very end of the site, and never going back to the good old times when you wanked like a dragon!
Team Skeet made sure that that fear becomes a realized anticipation each and every time, so thanks for them, for creating a cow’s crap from a site full of potential and talent for pleasing the audience!
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Good thing that they’re latest updates (100 years ago) feature step sister – stepbro action!
Even when things are at their worst, the trend has to be followed, no matter what the consequences are, and how much you’ll suffer. Let’s focus on the good parts of the site this time, and quickly get through these next messages. So, you may remember the Quick Review, previously, where I said that this site is eligible to get to the 30+ club.
I implied chiefly to the video content quantity, picture quantity, and last but not least, the number of girls involved in the film production, which neither of the three is a talk about bigger numbers. Nevertheless, I love the Harry Potter references, like, moving pictures of video thumbnails, even when you’re not hovering with your mouse pointer over!
Dunno how it may sound deceiving to you, but this is the true notion of endless porn! It may be like a clickbait or a plain, white lie, however, what else is it instead of it? I never seem to find that very end light in this tunnel, so, this is how marketing is done right, look up to CFNM Teens, porn sites, this is how business is done!
Okay, jokes on the side, CFNM stands for teens who fuck completely or partially clothed (the pun from the quick review wasn’t intended at first), as long as their pussy is rammed in a torn-jeans style! Yep, this is a fetish nowadays, however, it’s far beyond the idea of dry humping.
Strong guys rip the clothes of a vulnerable babe, tender and harmless as she is, she breaks up for him and lets him tear first her attire, then her reproductive organs. Wet, drippy, damp, you get everything as juicy as it is without clothes, so after all, this site has some virtues in the end.
Pros and Cons of CFNM Teens
Pros:
- A fair concept, I’m personally indifferent to it but when I think twice it can be a revolutionary category of fetish
- I think I’m starting to like it even though my character is firmly gripped at its place
Cons:
- I strive to get positive recently, so I’ll skip the blurt and cuss, so I’ll just leave a remark to the Team Skeet developing team – THE FUCK YOU DOIN’?
Conclusion
Were the updates on time, were the videos betterly scheduled, and foremost, were Team Skeet smart, CFNM Teens would’ve definitely entered my favorite Teen category, so Teen + another category, like Teens + dressing game. I don’t know but the site would probably SUIT me if they put more effort into creating something out of it.
Busty and Petite Review
Why hello there, what wonderful of you to swing by to my lyrical parlor of pleasure slash dome! You didn’t have to stoop on such low levels of livery to take bits of advice from someone else, eventually, I knew you’ll come back, guys. Admit that you still have some affection for me, after all, this time we spent together, me as your guru and you as my inspiration to keep moving forward the line of making people happy.
A greatly vicious circle we’ve drawn here, but it’s wholesome and made with full heart. Don’t waive something if you like it, outta misery, you witnessed yourselves that I’m a good luck charm, and a lengthy day without me brings back sadness and sorrow and tedious color to this broad globe we call our home.
Man, am I happy and satisfied to see Busty and Petite on my list. This is one of the more iconic duos in porn when two categories meet each other and form a perfect compound, you just know that something beautiful will take place in a dot-com domain! New age brought us everyday joy which we cannot repeal even if we wanted it!
Busty and Petite maybe ain’t a big site, but the girls I’ve seen, a quick skim through the whole collection, the content, material, design, I personally found each aspect quite appealing! I cannot draw your attention to a single, smallest of flaws because that’d be clear depreciation. It would be a null article if I weren’t spiraled off on anything, right?
But what do you want from me, I already said everything about the site and even the background of it which applies to my life! The sense and feeling you’ll get on Busty and Petite, and the after-feeling… that’s simply priceless. Well, it is, after you already bought the subscription, silly!
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Team Skeet has quality sites, with one foremost disgusting, nagging quirk or twist
If it’s been far too long since your last visit, then I have bad news for you then, you’re not going to like anything about Team Skeet’s video politics. Let’s cut it from the roots right now, before it spreads across the whole plant.
Sugar coating will cause diabetes, so I’ll fire to your heart directly. There are around 30 to 40 videos in total, and yes, I was that lazy not to even check the exact number since it’s a handful of a job.
Does the word ‘handful’ sound a bit dirty to you when reading it on a porn review page? Nasty! We just have to consolidate and accept all facts as they are. Nevertheless, there’s much less to speak about the pictures and number of models on Busty and Petite, due to the eclipsing caused by the devastating digits of video content. We’re lucky it was just 30, this could get far worse, like… 5 or 10, something like a playlist or something, man, this is ridiculous!
How can I take Team Skeet serious anymore after all the damage they’ve done? Well, it looks like we’re going to toss a certain amount of coin dough down the well and wish Team Skeet the best, we’re at the verge leaving right now, packing up our shit and saying fuck this free world.
First Net Neutrality repeal, than this. Will I ever wake up with a warm welcome of good news? The linear growth of my happiness, displayed graphically, shows an ulterior sad smiley face by a mathematical function. Sad smiley face, what a contradiction!
Anyway, that’s the best I can give, call me Rick Harrison and Porn Codex my pawn shop, Busty and Petite is a day’s worth of material, hands down.
Pros and Cons of Busty and Petite
Pros:
- Ultimate quality in terms of video resolution, picture sharpness,
- Girls overdoing performances, their overall beauty,
- Bustiness and cuteness, everything is in place
Cons:
- The content quantity, the killer of porn sites
Conclusion
Yet just another similar conclusion, with all the given facts and premises, which are various. Other than this next statement, there’s nothing I can do say or do about the tragic outcome of Busty and Petite.
It is smallish, scarce content, forfeiture of assets occurred, Team Skeet needed the dough so they can sell out all of their good stuff at Busty and Petite. May be an increasingly dull rumor full of shit, however, no reasonable explanation can describe what happened to the update team!
Black StepDad Review
