Mike In Brazil Review
In The VIP Review
Are you in a tangle, wondering and trying to peruse what’s going on behind exclusive VIP Doors? Well, luckily for you my friend, the Reality Kings have the master solution to all of your coherent problems! Don’t tort to get to the answer, when everything is located In The VIP! It’s crime to get involved in some legal issues wrongfully, as well as giving all fours up and pretending like it’s nothing to it!
It’s crucial to know how the very important people hang out, party, breathe, what music do they listen to, etc. Moral consensus is what we’re talking about here, and rich and famous people strive for different things in life, albeit the mystery for us, the middle class and lower. Deja vu has inflicted heavy misunderstandings now, I felt like I already reviewed this one a very long time ago, possibly longer than existence!
Maybe I visited this site earlier, as an experimental young adult would normally do, right? Seems more reasonable than my previous hypothesis. The picture which gave it out was the mini-movie ‘Game Of Pussy’ featuring Jmac on the big picture, holding the girl with green hair with his powerful arms, lifting her upward of the ground and screwing down her pussy, despite him, she’s powerless!
Or this is a normal cause since one porn video is always kinda similar to the other, so I gained too much experience, everything looks the same now for me. It can be anything, dudes. That’s not the case this instant, we’re just happy to see deluxe porn sites that show the reality behind a porn star celebrities life! Well, it’s more of a masked representation, than what’s really behind all this, however, stars serving the devil agreed by contract to this, so here’s your famous and glorious reality then!
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Just try to contemplate like you’re the camera-guy and you’ll have the tiny bit of VIP essence by watching In the VIP!
I’ll lay clay to my bitter allegations, so I’ll alter my way of approach to this by exposing the truth immediately, instead of keeping you in distress of expectation. Bask in these digits how long do you please, Reality Kings yet again offers themselves with a lease clause. 300+ HD porn videos along with respective image sets that go with each proprietary movie.
I’m not going to comment on how the number is this or that, but, I’ll choose to leave out some breathing space for the number to speak for itself. Of course, it’s about partying, which implicates directly that we’re hosting larger amounts of girls than videos. What kind of a party would’ve it be if it weren’t for dozens of girls backing up the content!
Guys here are just so irrelevant. 770+ models fuckable to the bone, on the standby in terms of engaging in hardcore sexual intercourse that is! Not a single 1 out of the 770 is a mediocre ordinary girlie, I guarantee you that for sure. Reality Kings aren’t up for jokes, and I tremendously thank them for the superior quality of their productions.
I couldn’t care less if otherwise, the site would not caress me with simplistic plots. What I see here is some bewildering s*it circling around the question ‘Who’s fucking who here?!’ The most elaborate site I seen so far at these regions and areas where the Reality Kings reign majorly!
Pros and Cons of In The VIP
Pros:
- Regarding the topic and theme of this site, 300+ of videos is an excellent number since it’s hard to gather all these stars and put them in a party blend all-together, getting along so well like a cherry on top!
Cons:
- It had been ages since the last update, it’d be an honorary thing to do by them to actually upload some fresh content to RK
Conclusion
Crazy, contagious, cute, colorful. Due to our capital letter ‘C’ talk, every word that describes something in a wonderful manner, starting with ‘C’, is free to be used on these remarkable girls! They’ll eat dick 24/7 just for fun, and there’s no stopping them! You may ask, why ‘C’, now, why not maybe ‘U’? Simple, because C U later, alligators!
Hot Bush Review
Wow, are these dicks huge, or what?!… Oh, hello guys, didn’t see you there! What brings you to my humble a note? Hot Bush?! Heck, I was just watching a video of theirs, what mighty chicks they’ve got, it’s incredible! haha… Shall I preface with a casual criticism, which really isn’t as harsh as I stylize it to be like that, but okay? The header picture (the biggest picture on the homepage) shows a mowed girl getting fucked by a ravishing stud who can’t take his eyes of the target he’s aiming so that he doesn’t miss and embarrass himself. Got you right there.
You don’t have a clue what’s the key word here, representing the flaw which got my attention. MOWED, the attribute for the girl. Is it a site about HOT BUSHES, or we’re just playing ring-around-the-rousie until someone finally bangs his hand on the table and says ‘Enough is enough!’ I mean, it’s like the Reality Kings assembled some kind of a team made out of dozens of monkeys to design, create, montage and develop hot bush, then I remember, monkeys are smart creatures.
Don’t take me wrongfully like I’m blurting, I love the guys from RK, but sometimes they surprise me so wonderfully, that I question myself are they blind or what. Nevertheless, I’ll blind the upper part of my eye so that I’m visually unable to see what’s going beyond since those videos below are what we came here for anyway!
NOW WE’RE TALKING! It all backfired on me because the featured images of each scene have a large picture of a girl that’s got a forest down there! Attempt to stick your dick in it, and don’t scratch your head later if it fell between some leaves, getting lost!
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Hot Bush is a really unnatural sounding name if you ask me
Of all the beautiful adjectives of the broad and beautiful English language, Reality Kings chose the single most wrong one. I mean, it’s not bad, but why is it called Hot? I’m speaking on the behalf of the people who like things silky smooth, instead of rugged rugs which wriggles through time, creating hurtful knots. The girls, however, are those credibly for that epithet, don’t know if it’s a coincidence, but I managed to stumble upon girls with gorgeous eyes in a row.
They must be special, since the eyes are windows of the soul. Then the following question like: How could a kind soul like that suck on a dick that’s a size of a cactus in the Nevada deserts?! Well, every human life form has options and choices exposed to them, so don’t judge, it’s too troublesome to do that. Except if your name is God. Nevertheless, this is yet another porn site with a low-to-mild number of videos in the archive, currently standing around 90, maybe a bit lower.
There are as much image sets with perfect sharpness regarding the resolution, but not even 256K definition will compensate for the loss of hundreds of potential movies Hot Bush could’ve filmed, but didn’t.
I really did enjoy watching a couple of these and I would like to see someday a bundle of new updates soon, it will surely make my frown upside down in terms of content quantity. This is extremely imbalanced, by the way. It has fewer models than it has videos in real life, even though it says it has almost the same number of models as movies. A shocker.
Pros and Cons of Hot Bush
Pros:
- Ancestry originated porn concept which is older than dirt, but still even in 2017 and beyond, it’s the most pleasing thing to watch a beautiful bushy girl getting nailed on 80 different occasions!
Cons:
- The 80 is a subliminal message of the video number, and that’s the bad particular area of the wholesome virtue this site possess
- Translation: lacks updates and videos
Conclusion
Hot Bushes are still in fashion, so girls, make your men happy to be men and make them feel like men as well. So, settle down to an unshaved mohawk down there so that he has to deal with extreme diving even though he hadn’t even learned how to swim yet!
HD Love Review
For those of you who think I’m rigorous in my ratings and too of a critic in reviewing, just imagine how would it be if I were to sell you some thick fogs in a jar of opinions which I don’t personally stand behind. It’s better of me to be in the wrong whilst being honest than to be a liar and get bucks from knuckleheads by selling them some pale stories, hence advertising porn sites which aren’t as good as I would’ve told you. But, I promise I’ll lay off if I see a hard-working site that simply didn’t get going for itself.
HD Love is what first crossed my mind regarding tryharders who fall on the stairs away from the throne! HD Love seems like a girly site to me, mostly because of it’s taintless harmonic name, and no, not girly in a manner like ‘nude magazines’ – girlie.Yet again, I see masseuses, home-parlors, massages, oil, and lubricants, competing for who rubs the best, same old, same old. I truly wonder what will porn become in the 22nd century.
As far as contemporary visionaries like I do see, I wouldn’t be surprised (mainly because I’ll be a decomposed corpse by then) if VR took over that generation, where you don’t even have to engage into direct physical contact to feel that pressure on your dick while it’s penetrating an 18-year-old’s virgin pussy.
Maybe by then the age of consent will incredibly lower, but for now, I don’t want the 2017 FBI to take me to jail, so I’ll contemplate in accordance with these Roman/Latin imposed laws. Uh, yeah, and the purple color too… it’s also a reason why this site seems too chic for my taste.
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Love is a chemical reaction and it’s intangible, how could it be HD then, Mr. Kings?
I keep breaking my own rules I set, for instance; no questions in headers and such. It causes a contrary effect which repels my fans from reading any of my stuff since they’re looking for answers and decrease of life’s questions, not enlargening thy number. Speaking of numbers, HD Love isn’t as scintillating as it seems on the first look.
Yeah, it’s all ticklish, adorable and tender, until someone gets hurt. That someone is the person who fears small number, or how the extravagantly fashioned nomenclature would’ve named it, maybe micronumerophobia. With spaces.
60+ HD videos of course, and not of course for the digits, but for the HD, because the quality really is superior compared to other, inferior porn sites. Maybe it’s because of the whitish theme, white tank top on a baldy that’s pouring shiny oil on his hand which he’ll later rub against a blonde hair chick with white, see-through stockings, pale as a cloud.
Maybe, but we won’t be smiths of no conspiracies. The girls here aren’t reminiscent of any intensity, and I gather that as the positive side since I hate seeing same old porn stars getting their pussies ripped in 25 various porn sites. This way, it’s more of a Swedish all-you-can-eat buffet, just pay a top-dollar and everything is yours for the taking!
Viewed from the erotica perspective, due to the site’s repetitive sign ‘The World’s Highest Quality Erotica’ – they probably are intangible in that manner. But still, 60-60-37 (video-image-model count), is not even amazing when you’re displaying the statistic of an NBA player!
Pros and Cons of HD Love
Pros:
- Astonishing quality
- Cute girls
- Erotic and sensual sex almost like it has sentimental values, that’s how much is it deceiving!
Cons:
- Massages yet again, it is a logical sequence of connecting notions and terms to porn, but really, even a classic plumber porn is broadened more than this!
Conclusion
A squishy, juicy, succulent porn site that makes you hungry for that giant oiled pussy picture that welcomes you immediately when you reach the site’s homepage. Then again, eating it will force you to vomit since I don’t think those lubricants are anywhere tasty at all!
Happy Tugs Review
You know something, other than my gullible jokes I crack and the way I attack sites that are past due, your rent is also. Well, it depends on the day you’re reading this, but, you’re always in debt from the greater past, so feel free to choose any day you like for the debt collectors before you get into trouble.
Wow, I took it a bit far for my exquisite taste. What was the point of all of this? Oh yeah, these were the premises so that I come to an inducted conclusion that Happy Tugs is also past due.
I remember those days when tugging was a hit back then… oh yeah, it never was. I actually do not know the true intention of this kind, however, countless times have I stumbled to a certain version of a tug site. Too bad it’s not a thug site because we’d be living a thug life then, idolizing them gangsters.
I’m not evading trouble, I just want to explain my brief accusations in the full review of undisputed arguments. By overlooking this site, I wouldn’t even know that it’s a Tug theme in general if I were an illiterate fuck who can’t read the big ass title that’s LITERALLY poking my eyes out with its flashiness.
A giant dick with a smiley face that’s being handled correctly. Oddly satisfying. Nevertheless, speaking about themes, like the wallpaper in the background that really does look like a wallpaper.
However, it’s a bit too quirky to place it in your real house, so I’d rather play The Sims and try out this to see what complementary tone does it match. A darker tone is the proprietary one, so Reality Kings missed it by *that* much since they’re middle screen hanging is completely white, albeit a complete miss.
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Do the title authors intentionally make this sound like hood thugs who are just that happy?
Thinking about it immersively, what hood am I implying to primarily, hehe?! Okay, first of all, I didn’t jump to conclusions so promptly without a reason, that tugging is a negligent category of all other lucrative things you find in porn. Generally, I got the idea from what else, then the numbers displayed on our almighty fatherly site Porncodex, immaculate at its analysis.
The digits I’ve seen are so poor, that I remember those old days when I got hooked to this, for like a 24h period, not longer, and as soon as it became dull, I never ever opened this kind of stuff until today. I have no clue why is it as it is, but I reckon it’s DUE to the tedious screenplays and the same locations action takes place.
A comfy bed with lengthy bedsheets and a guy crumpling the smoothness while he waits for his dick massage from an Asian, typically, and don’t comprehend me as a racist, but it truly is the same girl re-appearing on scenes. The resilience is awful, so that means the model number isn’t up for a brag (69 in total, it’s a coincidence I swear).
Memory of mine, why do you bother me so much? Now I’m unable to write an unbiased review about this, without mentioning how dulling it is to watch tug videos, even when you already saw all of it probably. One is reminiscent to the other, making 75+ videos which are of solid quality, since some time has passed when the last update occurred. Let’s just move on.
Pros and Cons of Happy Tugs
Pros:
- For the newcomers, this will be an interesting topic
- For now, there are plenty of videos to fold your tugging appetites
- So don’t worry, rookies will find Happy Tugs as their own happy place
Cons:
- After a couple of days, you’ll regret the amount of time you wasted on this site
- However, time consumption is totally an un-refundable phenomenon
Conclusion
What’s more to say to this, except for it’s a one-hit-wonder. The models aren’t outstanding, the video quality is stable and that’s what’s crucially critical, or critically crucial, whichever way you put it, all-in-all, a site under your subscription values.
GF Revenge Review
Is it normie of me to say that this site is borderline crazy?! It’s like those site/archives that have perfidiously hidden links that take you to sexy pictures or some gifs where a butt is getting spanked, wriggling from the epicenter to the perimeter. Just go visit the site this instance and continue reading, you’ll immediately recall the memory of those long-lost sites similar to forums and blogs where people discussed a serious matter until someone jokingly posts an NFSW picture, which we all enjoyed secretly.
So, one thing is for sure, GF Revenge has its own domain which is not sticking to the Reality Kings principles of porn sites. This is a bit edgy for me to say since it still belongs author-wise to them. However, some other staff worked on this one and I love the outcome! A mixture of GIFS, pictures, drawback promotions which expired weeks ago that still interfere with your mouse pointer, and of course, porn aspects are checked twice! GF Revenge has 4 aisles divided by buttons ‘Home’, ‘Videos’, ‘Girls’ and ‘Sites’.
The homepage displays the latest news of what happened on the site, the videos segment is just an archive where you dig out these sitting diamonds, the girls section is the interesting one, you’ve got data on all the girls featured on this site, and sites, well, is just for redirecting on other Reality Kings minions.
But why to go so promptly, you just got here! I think you’re going to spend your time efficiently if you try to see what’s up in here. GF’s look mischevious, are loaded with infidelity, totally disloyal and vengeful spirits cram their insides until they get back at you for all the evil you caused! Fight fire with fire, but remember not to burn yourself to ashes!
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The acronyms are getting annoying, what if ‘GF’ stands for guy friend or worse, gay friend?!
Today’s is almost complete, talking about my obligations and chores. This one is the final of the previous two, and I come to a conclusion that the video number is slowly dropping. One day, when I resume my expeditions on the Reality Kings land, I expect that things graphically improve and that the incline experiences a huge accretion compared to this.
450+ HD videos and we started the day with 680+, and you bet that you’re the one who is going to find that very video with the pronounced number, and when you did, get back to me to receive your prize! No false advertisement here, you won’t get s*it. Sorry for my language packed with profanity on this holy server, I won’t do it again, but I had to in order to put an accent to key elements.
Nonetheless, it’s a reasonable number, however, when talking about a giant like RK is, this isn’t impressive. They surely could’ve done better, especially when the idea is based on vengeance and unsatisfied girlfriends that want to choke on a cock just to get back at the perpetrators that double-crossed them. Traitors will become haters after they get pounded like animals! But, that’s what the girl wanted, and what kind of a gentleman are you if you don’t fulfill a girl’s desire?
I always knew that RK produces cavaliers in terms of male actors. You gotta see them do their best dark magic with those sticks attached to their lower body, the girls seem awed and amazed at the same time! Ah, if only we could’ve been like that for once, that much joyful if only we saw a porn site with a larger number of videos and on top of that a centerpiece plot which causes nasty arousals in the groin erogenous area!
Pros and Cons of GF Revenge
Pros:
- High-quality filming
- Greatly improved screenplay and plots with a bit of convincing acting instead of indolent casual conversations that lead to nowhere
Cons:
- Could’ve done better about the material in the inventoire
- Cameras on some occasions aren’t properly fixed in an inappropriate place
Conclusion
About this being the last of the trio fantastico (Euro Sex Parties, First Time Auditions, and ours truly), I think that my pleasure factor decayed gradually as we progressed through the reviews. This one has the fewest of the three, however judging by the concept I think it’s a golden middle. Just to make comparisons if you ever to wonder do we even remember what we wrote earlier. Final summation: we do. And remember kids, revenge is best served ice cold.
First Time Auditions Review
You already know my sturdy stance towards these ‘first-time’ porn sites. Most likely it’s made in me like that because it usually turns out that it’s a white lie, a bit of over-the-edge boasting things to look sharper than they really are. I like the colorful tone emitting about the site, the color pink expresses the innocence of the girls, probably because pink symbolizes something immature, still in the process of development, but yet in the beginning of it. Trust me, I’m an artiste, I know the touch, who else will know it if it weren’t for me?
Rating all other aspects of the site’s design, layout and interface, it’s a casual RK platform pattern, with a bunch of extra stuff added, just to make sure it diverges from the monotonous rhythms. The access is quite user-friendly, and why for once have I chosen this day to talk about the technical aspect when I never ever spoke about it? Well, people change I guess, and I sure I’m in debt in terms of clarifying everything about the site, which is vital.
Reality Kings porn sites have loads of things, if not all, in common, hence if you see some novelty about one porn site, most likely it can apply to the other. You learn something every day and with each article! I must be a messiah or someone special.
The girls on First Time Auditions look too much confident in my taste, and I definitely haven’t pictured them to look so determined when a camera is aiming directly at her face, waiting for stunts to happen right before the lens, and they’re completely ready for only her outburst, since she’s the main dish served.
Lots of crazy stuff happens here, quite prolific details added to each scene to make it more entertaining, and that’s a great amendment to make if you want to attract precious crowds to look at your porn, RK. Let’s get into the site’s structure immersively.
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Imagine how excited would you be if your first audition was on Reality Kings!
Wow, just to preface the full version of the review the way it’s supposed to be, I got to give credit for the camera quality! I mean, not like I just saw this incredible of a quality only now, but Reality Kings seem like they have a special montage and upload process which makes the image sharper than HD relies on upon!
Literally, I see every dust particle on a girl’s foot. What? Just check the featured images out of 480+ sets found here, and you’ll probably see a couple of girls with their feet up, the usual downwards side of the feet is facing up, and the footprint is truly visible on the resilience.
More frequent than not, knees are the body parts which are regularly getting dirty, but at Reality Kings, not all is that predictive! Besides 480 sets, there are a bit more of HD videos, around 500 and I think that just while we are talking and pretending to be sitting ducks, although we’re sharp as a nail, Reality Kings are working on improving this site at the moment.
My spidey senses are tingling about it, and you do know when they do, there’s no mistake to it. Nevertheless, continuing with the models aesthetically. No model I saw so far looks familiar to me, instead, they’re probably making their first appearance in the porn industry, which is bad in most cases.
However, when you check the site’s name, you’ll see that they fully respected and fulfilled their promise about the First Time Audition. They’d be contradictory if we were to see Lisa Ann getting interviewed, expect if it was decades back when she really did preface on extremely hard difficulty, imposed by the huge network like Reality Kings is.
Pros and Cons of First Time Auditions
Pros:
- Solid amount of material
- The concept is generally on point
- Unlimited downloads
Cons:
- Could use more updates
- The video length is too short for an intriguing title like this is
- Lacks some more methods of introduction to a new star
Conclusion
What else to say than Reality Kings did their job successfully. They vouched for First Time Auditions, we got them, and we got them with a cherry on top. The girls aren’t catastrophic, most of them are pretty darn beautiful, and I still wonder how I didn’t know about some earlier. Then I remember, it’s an authentic ‘First Time’!
Euro Sex Parties Review
Heaving the burden to its rightful owner – Europe! Well, at least I think the ‘Euro’ in ‘Euro Sex Parties’ stands for. Maybe it’s more referring to the currency, like, it’s raining euros while people are having an orgy in da club. Wow, times really have changed for sure. Ignorance is, as always, bliss. Talking about me here, because I have been into porn review internship for a long time and I still haven’t learned something valuable about the area I’m investigating thoroughly.
And just when I decided to decline my intensity of reviewing porn sites because of their underpopulation, I had to stumble to Euro Sex Parties and lose reputation due to disinterest. Life’s a bitch ain’t it, but not as much as these Euro bitches here!
What’s wrong with our ancient continent? Did we really fall so badly, after having great emperors reigning over their powerful empires, now we have whores who take American cock for granted?
Wow, that doesn’t necessarily appreciate what our ancestors did to make our today’s world better. We need to broaden our capacities because this is just getting overwhelming. Girls are getting double dicked while we are sharpening our tools at home, satisfying our own needs and not thinking about the corrupted girls whose bodies are seized by American studs with large cocks!!
React quickly! Alright, jokes on the side, but you’ve got the point. Porn at Euro Sex Parties is hardcore to the maximum, plus they’re doing all of this someplace crowded and exposed to the exterior influences.
The girls are gorgeous and they only mind their own cocky business, looking at their served plate full of dicks, without gaining prejudice about the other girl how she’s eating bigger and tastier ones than hers are. Voracious girls won’t be tolerated, despite that, we’re gonna get super hot when we catch a girl sucking dick like she’s licking the juiciest and sweetest popsicle on the entire globe!
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Wonder why there aren’t any American Sex Parties? Is this some kind of a movement against Europe? In a sexual fashion?
Rule number one applying to writing: Never ask a question in a title because it might get utterly confusing for both parts of the phenomenon. The writer (me) will deeply seek through the core of questioning, while the reader only wants answers, which he won’t get since I’m answering to a question, yet with another question, right? What else can leave you bewildered are the numbers displayed on PornCodex.
There are 650+ HD videos in the inventory of ESP and just as much image sets, however, there are 200 models more introduced in the porn site. This isn’t a made up fact, check the privilege by scrolling up. I mean, it is kinda logical that an orgy-based porn site has a larger number of female models than the movies, but 200 is just too much! That means that over 10 chicks per video are on-scene, on average.
Good to know, since I’m feeling kinda lonely and I might actually go for fewer chickas and more prickas. This way, a single guy gets tormented by a hungry pack of girls, each striving for that cock like there’s no other, waiting in line for the previous girl to finish, even though enough is never enough.
How the guys from here withstand such a pressure by the groin area, I do not know, but I’m assured that they volunteer for a military training course lasting a couple of months, only to prepare 3% of what’s yet to come! And what’s to come are them! Cum shower for the euro party girls! That’s what they sought!
Pros and Cons of Euro Sex Parties
Pros:
- One of the best party sites I saw so far in my career
- RK hit the bullseye with the number of girls per scene
- True Euro standards
Cons:
- Not to sound delusional, but they could’ve chosen babes a class beyond the current level, some of these seem so amateurish
Conclusion
All-in-all, the site’s got a lot of material to it, and judging by the ongoing trends, Reality Kings have their eyes on the prize and are slowly updating the content, which is quite impressive. The site has potentially a lot more to offer, and I’m happy that some talent finally got recognized.
Dick Dorm Review
Heck yeah! Strike ferociously when my guard is down, you foul people clusters! I’m a first-class laic, I haven’t even had a clue that it’s THE type of porn site. What a lousy writer and reviewer I am, guys, but please spare me, especially those single males who actually do want to hook up with me because they dig my prolific writing style. You may have guessed it right, but yes, we even reached for a GAY porn site, and no this does not include lesbians, unfortunately.
Really, why don’t it? Lesbians technically are gay, so why don’t you surprise me with something nice for a change?! It’s indeed hard for me to even take a glance at this site! Get it, it’s HARD for me! Haha, now is the time for me to crack these gay jokes, however, don’t consider my gleeking as an insult. I for all have chosen to review this one, even now, when I’m fully aware where I’m getting into!
Just like these eyes who know where THEY are going into as well. It sure still is heart-warming when I see a fresh site page, which hasn’t been copied to the clipboard and placed as a design template! Of course, this is the one which will diverge from the rest, we are talking about kinky stuff around here.
Okay, my counter deployments aren’t assuredly at the right place, so I don’t who where are my boundaries of me commentating what evil happens here, but I’ll try my best to describe it, without questioning my sexual orientation at the end, or even worse, confuse my self by disorientating.
So, I’ll keep it smooth and clean – lubricated, just like these fine fellow do with condoms. How thoughtful of them, they don’t want any trouble with them ugliness they can transmit, so they don’t want to harm themselves either their partners. One big plus from me, for now.
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Ever wondered what happens behind the doors of a guys dorm? Maybe not exactly like this, but gayness does overload sometimes
Just got back as a bearer of stupid news, and that is – nothing is an incentive to Reality Kings, since they don’t even want to film movies for gays anymore. They stopped about 60 or 70, and that’s it. Well, what I supervised here is that only a bunch of gay guys are re-appearing constantly in the videos, so that means that the guy resource is scarce. Well, of course, it is, since it’s a DIRTY job, but someone has to do it.
These studs are heroes of the 2017 generation, a year of gender multiplication, where you’re allowed to declare yourself however you think. So, if you feel like the most infamous genders of all: Apache Helicopter, so be it, tell the world that you’ve got an invisible rotor on your head and that you’ve got two guns on your lower body, ready to shoot villains when on duty.
Fabricated facts will eventually see the light of truthness, so everyone differing from the number 2 (except for porn sites because 2 is catastrophic) will be put under the edge of a sword! And we are not speaking about metal swords forged by brave smiths, but the smith’s natural sword called the dick, and those smiths are located right here!
These guys must be good at plumbing because I haven’t seen better cylinder aim for a gap as precise as their is! They buttfuck their homies like it’s nothing! These are the masters of homosexuality which know how to derail their lovers by railing them in the ass like Tiger Woods swinging his club back at his prime! The only thing different is that we’re talking about two balls here being swung profoundly into a man’s personal hairy cavern. Yuck!
Pros and Cons of Dick Dorm
Pros:
- Even though I definitely don’t like this stuff, it’s okay that this also find its way up to a huge network so that the target audience has their kind of stuff available as well!
Cons:
- Just when I thought RK will induce more effort since it’s their prime time, I got bummed about the lack of content
Conclusion
If you are gay, or at least deny it but still enjoy these videos, be my guest and go to Dick Dorm, this is a perfect place for your twisted homogeneous desires! You’ll be welcomed by huge dicks here, and you’ll be claimed as the luckiest king of dick there is when you watch all of these videos in no time! P.S. Don’t make fun of the site concept rating, it does completely fulfill the position its currently going through.
Dare Dorm Review
