Heaving the burden to its rightful owner – Europe! Well, at least I think the ‘Euro’ in ‘Euro Sex Parties’ stands for. Maybe it’s more referring to the currency, like, it’s raining euros while people are having an orgy in da club. Wow, times really have changed for sure. Ignorance is, as always, bliss. Talking about me here, because I have been into porn review internship for a long time and I still haven’t learned something valuable about the area I’m investigating thoroughly.
And just when I decided to decline my intensity of reviewing porn sites because of their underpopulation, I had to stumble to Euro Sex Parties and lose reputation due to disinterest. Life’s a bitch ain’t it, but not as much as these Euro bitches here!
What’s wrong with our ancient continent? Did we really fall so badly, after having great emperors reigning over their powerful empires, now we have whores who take American cock for granted?
Wow, that doesn’t necessarily appreciate what our ancestors did to make our today’s world better. We need to broaden our capacities because this is just getting overwhelming. Girls are getting double dicked while we are sharpening our tools at home, satisfying our own needs and not thinking about the corrupted girls whose bodies are seized by American studs with large cocks!!
React quickly! Alright, jokes on the side, but you’ve got the point. Porn at Euro Sex Parties is hardcore to the maximum, plus they’re doing all of this someplace crowded and exposed to the exterior influences.
The girls are gorgeous and they only mind their own cocky business, looking at their served plate full of dicks, without gaining prejudice about the other girl how she’s eating bigger and tastier ones than hers are. Voracious girls won’t be tolerated, despite that, we’re gonna get super hot when we catch a girl sucking dick like she’s licking the juiciest and sweetest popsicle on the entire globe!
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Wonder why there aren’t any American Sex Parties? Is this some kind of a movement against Europe? In a sexual fashion?
Rule number one applying to writing: Never ask a question in a title because it might get utterly confusing for both parts of the phenomenon. The writer (me) will deeply seek through the core of questioning, while the reader only wants answers, which he won’t get since I’m answering to a question, yet with another question, right? What else can leave you bewildered are the numbers displayed on PornCodex.
There are 650+ HD videos in the inventory of ESP and just as much image sets, however, there are 200 models more introduced in the porn site. This isn’t a made up fact, check the privilege by scrolling up. I mean, it is kinda logical that an orgy-based porn site has a larger number of female models than the movies, but 200 is just too much! That means that over 10 chicks per video are on-scene, on average.
Good to know, since I’m feeling kinda lonely and I might actually go for fewer chickas and more prickas. This way, a single guy gets tormented by a hungry pack of girls, each striving for that cock like there’s no other, waiting in line for the previous girl to finish, even though enough is never enough.
How the guys from here withstand such a pressure by the groin area, I do not know, but I’m assured that they volunteer for a military training course lasting a couple of months, only to prepare 3% of what’s yet to come! And what’s to come are them! Cum shower for the euro party girls! That’s what they sought!
Pros and Cons of Euro Sex Parties
Pros:
- One of the best party sites I saw so far in my career
- RK hit the bullseye with the number of girls per scene
- True Euro standards
Cons:
- Not to sound delusional, but they could’ve chosen babes a class beyond the current level, some of these seem so amateurish
Conclusion
All-in-all, the site’s got a lot of material to it, and judging by the ongoing trends, Reality Kings have their eyes on the prize and are slowly updating the content, which is quite impressive. The site has potentially a lot more to offer, and I’m happy that some talent finally got recognized.