Raise your hand so I that I spot a protruded chance of knowing if someone realized why the heck is this called Beaver Hunt? Doesn’t have anything to do with animals, neither the sports of hunting the concerned, what is this then? Another medium-to-low budget bonus site of Hustler’s cast, formed from the same site base design pattern as several of their sites platforms are. For instance, Asian 18 and Beaver Hunt. The featured cover image is different, the logo of course, and that’s pretty much it.
Stuff it with some diverse videos from their network, and voila, there you have it, you made another bonus porn site, occupying the domain of beaverhunt.com! The layout is pretty basic, not for special laudable nor a special mention, bold letters and default fonts, it transfers me the feeling like it doesn’t affiliate with Hustler at all. It’s just maybe Hustler lent them some cash under a condition to using their name and platform.
Possibly borrowed cameras too, because the film quality is extraordinary, despite all the cons I cited. I’ll save that for later. At first sight, the girls do look amazing, so that’s the only giving-out point that this is indeed Hustler’s minion. From time to time, I tend to get a bit harsh, I consistently bring out the bad sides which might be insignificant, compared to the site’s functional values. I’m no formalist, so I take these malicious describing back.
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It’s Beaver season and you know it
Okay, enough of the naively innocent play here. Quit acting dumb. Beaver is an urban/hill billy slang for pussy. I waited for the right opportunity to admit that, because what kind of a lousy guide we’d be if we put bad words right at the start? Only if you want to witness the full story, you’re able to unfold what’s really going on with these harlots.
Their beavers are being massacred, almost meeting to a certain point where they just have to become an endangered species. But, no beaver at Beaver Hunt will be advocated and protected from the vile gluttons. We, helpless bystanders, can only contribute to beaver preservation if we buy their membership and subscribe to their feed, instead of loading and cocking up our own guns, taking matters into our own hands, and going on-field to be like the rest.
It won’t help the poor girls pussies stay intact to their bodies, causing counter-effects instead. My masking is working off slowly, I’m running out of juice to cover up the disappointing number of 800 and a little over that they have in their archive. A whole lot less picture sets, 230+ and a mildly desperate number of models, 300 and counting.
Don’t forget that I mentioned way earlier that this site is low budget, so don’t flee to your chamber crying how I broke your dreams and such. It was waiting to happen and you know it, the Beaver season is now ending!
Pros and Cons of Beaver Hunt
Pros:
- Sassy girls that are striving to get down on that cock fearlessly (which is the only bright spot of this whole site)
Cons:
- Low number of videos
- Photo sets and models (800, 230, 300 – respectively)
- Tedious platform which is used on more than two bonus sites
- It is updating
- But not frequently enough
In Conclusion
The Beaver hype lasted shorter than Taylor Swift’s relationships, but it was good during the fuss. Haha, fuss. All in all, the stars at Beaver Hunt are the crumbles of solace because their will to feed their beavers is without boundaries, mischievous attitudes towards cock is hidden in the beginning of videos, covered by dishonest reluctant behavior when they’re offered one!
