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Dick Dorm Review

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Heck yeah! Strike ferociously when my guard is down, you foul people clusters! I’m a first-class laic, I haven’t even had a clue that it’s THE type of porn site. What a lousy writer and reviewer I am, guys, but please spare me, especially those single males who actually do want to hook up with me because they dig my prolific writing style. You may have guessed it right, but yes, we even reached for a GAY porn site, and no this does not include lesbians, unfortunately.

Really, why don’t it? Lesbians technically are gay, so why don’t you surprise me with something nice for a change?! It’s indeed hard for me to even take a glance at this site! Get it, it’s HARD for me! Haha, now is the time for me to crack these gay jokes, however, don’t consider my gleeking as an insult. I for all have chosen to review this one, even now, when I’m fully aware where I’m getting into!

Just like these eyes who know where THEY are going into as well. It sure still is heart-warming when I see a fresh site page, which hasn’t been copied to the clipboard and placed as a design template! Of course, this is the one which will diverge from the rest, we are talking about kinky stuff around here.

Okay, my counter deployments aren’t assuredly at the right place, so I don’t who where are my boundaries of me commentating what evil happens here, but I’ll try my best to describe it, without questioning my sexual orientation at the end, or even worse, confuse my self by disorientating.

So, I’ll keep it smooth and clean – lubricated, just like these fine fellow do with condoms. How thoughtful of them, they don’t want any trouble with them ugliness they can transmit, so they don’t want to harm themselves either their partners. One big plus from me, for now.

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Ever wondered what happens behind the doors of a guys dorm? Maybe not exactly like this, but gayness does overload sometimes

Just got back as a bearer of stupid news, and that is – nothing is an incentive to Reality Kings, since they don’t even want to film movies for gays anymore. They stopped about 60 or 70, and that’s it. Well, what I supervised here is that only a bunch of gay guys are re-appearing constantly in the videos, so that means that the guy resource is scarce. Well, of course, it is, since it’s a DIRTY job, but someone has to do it.

These studs are heroes of the 2017 generation, a year of gender multiplication, where you’re allowed to declare yourself however you think. So, if you feel like the most infamous genders of all: Apache Helicopter, so be it, tell the world that you’ve got an invisible rotor on your head and that you’ve got two guns on your lower body, ready to shoot villains when on duty.

Fabricated facts will eventually see the light of truthness, so everyone differing from the number 2 (except for porn sites because 2 is catastrophic) will be put under the edge of a sword! And we are not speaking about metal swords forged by brave smiths, but the smith’s natural sword called the dick, and those smiths are located right here!

These guys must be good at plumbing because I haven’t seen better cylinder aim for a gap as precise as their is! They buttfuck their homies like it’s nothing! These are the masters of homosexuality which know how to derail their lovers by railing them in the ass like Tiger Woods swinging his club back at his prime! The only thing different is that we’re talking about two balls here being swung profoundly into a man’s personal hairy cavern. Yuck!

Pros and Cons of Dick Dorm

Pros:

  • Even though I definitely don’t like this stuff, it’s okay that this also find its way up to a huge network so that the target audience has their kind of stuff available as well!

Cons:

  • Just when I thought RK will induce more effort since it’s their prime time, I got bummed about the lack of content

Conclusion

If you are gay, or at least deny it but still enjoy these videos, be my guest and go to Dick Dorm, this is a perfect place for your twisted homogeneous desires! You’ll be welcomed by huge dicks here, and you’ll be claimed as the luckiest king of dick there is when you watch all of these videos in no time! P.S. Don’t make fun of the site concept rating, it does completely fulfill the position its currently going through.

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Crazy College GFs Review

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What kind of a porn network would it be without ‘College’? Again with the college this, college that. What is this? Everything is put into a vicious circle and I’m going back to the verges of it when not a domain is able to pass without mentioning educational institutions. Now I remember that I’ve got also college duties, thus I’m I’ll meagerly review this one since the word I condemn will keep repeating over and over until my ears start piling pressure and blow up along with my brain being raised to the air like some folks tend to explain.

Not sure if luckily or unluckily, but this one contains fewer videos than the last one, so we’re not staying here longer than it deserves attention-wise. Crazy College GF’s is definitely the subordinate of Reality Kings, however, the manipulative majority doesn’t seem to find any interest in lending this property for their own likings. I told you, College today is getting more and more tossed to the can than you actually believe.

It surely ain’t a great thing, but all thanks to the curriculums which I already slammed numerous times, which haven’t induced prospects which would attract a crowd of intellectuals finding their way to get a proper education, so that their knowledge values overly. Good thing that this site stands independently to its name, acquiring their own host, but it’s utterly inefficient since you’ll skim through the videos like they weren’t even there.

What else can I say about something with a positive feedback, hm? Well, of course, college babes were always underrated, and I think that the potential which they have to become porn stars one day is immeasurable comparing to other concurrent groups of females. Translation – booties on college cuties fit the best, you are lucky to be a man on campus if the prophecy I narrated is true.

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Did anyone count how many College sites we saw so far? Compare it with the total MILF sites and your jaw will momentarily drop to ground zero

Else what approaches zero is the video number. Yep, kinda like it’s a descending, decreasing number of porn videos, which more have fewer videos than they have more videos if you can keep up with my philosophic contemplation. Meaning, it’s like their deleting videos, instead of publishing fresh ones to ignite the crowd once and for all.

Seems like Reality Kings have a different thing in mind, most certainly, and it doesn’t have a mandatory negative connotation to it, but really, they completely forgot about this site, seems like. It doesn’t even have 50 videos. Okay, maybe it does, but you get my point. 50 is ultimately low in porn terms and word world, especially when you add the price of a membership to the mathematical expression.

On PornCodex’s behalf, an attempt of turning bad things from your mind, the number of model inflating addition seems like an obvious lie, but it can be a promising thing. Like, it says that there are 1488 of models, and surely there aren’t as much on only 50 videos, but perhaps that is their plan, to hire the rest and make them work for their role hard!

These fata morgana illusions are really wrecking my mind, but at least I have the decency to show some optimism even when everything is falling apart. Well, not all things are worse than shown like I said, the babes are reaching for the average and pulling them up, however, the evil numbers are dragging Crazy College GF’s directly to porn hell!

Pros and Cons of Crazy College GFs

Pros:

  • College, obviously, what more can I say
  • Lots of fun, crazy experiments, stunts and parties
  • And they allow you to download anything you like!

Cons:

  • Here goes – the number of videos, the number of picture galleries, lackluster of everything – those are the obvious cons
  • Certainly there are more but I don’t want to be responsible for a market’s death

Conclusion

Probably the lowest-end of this College rope belongs to Crazy College GF’s and the whole credit goes to the video number. There are enough of videos to watch for one long afternoon, and since winter is coming and you’ve got no wood to combust as a source of heat, you’ve got to set fire to your own wood, and CCG isn’t a site for long-term heating if you know what I mean.

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CFNM Secret Review

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Always has to be some kinda secret kept from the public, huh? I guess I understand Victoria, McDonald’s and other nerve-racking, decaying and crumbling products that make you go to waste, but CFNM, really? What does CFNM even mean, especially their secret for Pete’s sake!

Will it kill you if you were to tell your loyal followers what is thy secret so that we glue together retaining the public and CFNM Secret eternally inseparable? We will stay quiet, just for the price of retaining our relationship. Remember this as a core message from me, and I’ll continue like we didn’t lead this conversation (monologue more like) at all. Pinky promise boys.

It’s magic at work when I see cuties from CFNM eating ass and pussy from each other’s bowl called the cheeks! It looks so delicious and succulent, my mouth also starts watering and my appetite expands to the range of one pussy. Too bad I’m not getting anytime soon, but thanks to the 21st century, I’m not obliged to even have human contact anyhow, except only with my internet provider because those guys are just that great.

Proprietary that belongs to them, so I need to worship them if I want this download and upload pace which I currently have that it’s ultimately rocking! Unfortunately, CFNM Secret hasn’t made a substantial impact on the porn industry (talking about fragments of it) or Reality Kings above all. In one hand you’ve got those small sites that have a visibly countable number of videos, but this is just ridiculous.

I’m not subscribed, then again I somehow managed to get to the bottom of the site, thoroughly combing it from A to Z. I haven’t spotted a lot, and now I realized what a drag waits for me because I haven’t counted them along my way down. Here goes…

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Legend has it if you knew CFNM’s Secret you’ll immediately become RK’s clerk!

60 videos, if my arbitrary size comparison and space-occupation calculations are correct. But who cares about the exact number, I’m not the one under the magnifying glass getting examined! I’ve already told you about my flaws, and you probably witnessed them live (well, through my selfish writing style which relies on only me, but okay).

It’s mandatory that a customer knows what he’s buying, so I suggest RK’s display those numbers on critical porn sites like this one is! It’s for the viewers good, imagine how shocking it is when you see your favorable porn stars at CFNM Secret, and you’re all like ‘Oh yes, finally I found the porn site which will certainly fill my needs and expectations!’ and when you go to PornCodex dot com you realize how they just directly sprayed you in the face, making your nostrils kinda squishy, like you have something irritating to your respiratory system.

I’d also import the mandatory measurement that every site needs to relay the facts about themselves integrally, and one video at a time. I’d like to see a date next to the huge window of truth, 2D gap like a grasp of the porn world what we call a movie cadre. This way, I’m not sure whether CFNM Secret is totally abandoned, left to die and decompose, while the evil vultures of today are waiting for their feast to lose conscience at any time! I will be the one scaring them away and call me Scarecrow, but never say that I hated CFNM!

Pros and Cons of CFNM Secret

Pros:

  • I had a tough time reviewing CFNM because I was distracted by other serious things, but just go to the site and you’ll see why I went nuts when I got despaired by the numbers

Cons:

  • The numbers, Mason, what do they mean (60 HD videos and that much image sets)

Conclusion

What to say? And not to lie or make it exaggerating overage of something. Hold onto your pants, but I’ve got a good feeling that CFNM will suddenly head for the stars at an utmost speed known to mankind, you won’t believe your eyes!

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Captain Stabbin Review

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Probably the most anticipated site of all, regarding the Reality Kings network! Captain Stabbin remains vague to some people who don’t use the internet, however, those who do, at least on some level, have even heard of this on the mainstream media containing in a sex joke or a meme or something. So, one thing is for sure, Captain Stabbin is a mainstream porn site, and all the hippies will be like, ‘change the topic or I am definitely out’, but I won’t, do it yourselves.

Anyway, where ever the fire bursts out, of course, there is a spontaneous smoke following up the combustion. Comprehend the metaphor – Fire equals to Captain Stabbin in this case (main event) while the smoke is – people, followers (a consequence of the crucial event). How did this happen, I’m not really conversant with it, but all I know that people majorly enjoy this site.

Frankly, it is fun to watch Jmac’s brightly shining bald head move up and down, back and forth, while he’s fucking a girl at open sea, exposed to sun rays which are deadly for his rugged skin on that skull of his!

However, he’s no scared of no UV lights, just apply lotion to the head, and yes I mean it equivocally, so that the girl also enjoys his other bald head enter her hidden chambers, that aren’t really hidden anymore, but who will know that they’re having sex on his super fancy yacht boat?!

As I’m slowly being informed why people actually love this, it must be the encircling topic of Captain Stabbin, which only features hardcore sex happening on boats while cruising down a river, lake or even the ocean.

I typically recognized a couple of different male actors, and a whole bunch of other girls being fucked, so I’m rejoiced and smiling despite the fact that the number is unequal referring to sexes. It’s always better to have 10 guys per 200 girls than any larger amount of guys per 200 babes. Believe me, I’m not making these numbers up, it’s just science in porn.

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Captain Stabbin the dick down a girl’s throat all the way to her kidneys, breaking stones!

Now, this is a proper title for a humongous name the site essentially gives out. Not sure what’s beaming more brilliantly, the girl, the yacht, or Jmac’s head here. Everything seems top notch in here and let’s spot the digits covering this awesome originated concept. Hm, about 280 videos by my arbitrary approximation, and by checking my privileges of judging, at PornCodex, they confirmed my estimate and now I finally feel fulfilled.

You probably wonder how I don’t already know these numbers at PornCodex, since, I AM THE REVIEWER, right, but to tell you the truth I don’t feel like scrolling up and switch tabs, it’s easier for me to get a measure of each video thumbnail, add the number of videos per row and column, multiplied by the page numbers.

See, what did I tell you, porn is quick maths. Anyway, let’s not forget the fact that there is a solid, watch-worthy material here, however, if you’re a fanatic like I am, you’ll pour out all of those barely 300 videos in no time!

Besides that negativity, it’s safe to say that the number of models is way more superior, and when I say way more, I imply that the number is simply greater (even by a single extra model correlated to the movie amount).

300 plus or minus models, which means that every video had introduced diverse babes, and sometimes even two per piece! Note, if only they didn’t apprehend one personality as a half or something. But Reality Kings aren’t that deep into perpetratin’.

Pros and Cons of Captain Stabbin

Pros:

  • An absolutely one-of-a-kind porn site which caught the whole world’s eyes
  • Mainstream porn at its finest, so expect to be positively surprised more than you actually think you’ll be

Cons:

  • It’s a bit ungrateful to appeal Reality Kings to film more of these since boat fuel and sun days are scarce as fuck!

Conclusion

I’m no bullshit talker, neither a dramatist making things up and relaying them exaggeratedly, but Captain Stabbin definitely holds 30% of the burden of the whole network, since it’s their trademark site and subscription relies mostly on them. Other 70% are split amid other sites, each probably weighing 10% or less. Captain Stabbin is the best!

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Big Tits Boss Review

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Big Boss, money, money. Now, where did I hear this song before? Did it also have ‘Tits’ between, I think not, otherwise it’d be the Big Tits Boss anthem. Nevertheless, we came through all the way to this closing act, the last but certainly not the least porn site that comes along with a WTF Pass’ membership subscription… Wait just one minute. This isn’t WTF Pass! We already make a transfer contact, destination: Reality Kings! Scribble out for me the preface will ya, here we go again!

Oh, didn’t see you there, welcome! We’re knocking on Reality Kings front door, and we’re patiently waiting for them to open up, then again I remembered, Reality Kings is opened to everybody! Worst case scenario they’ve got the sliding glass door, see-through by any means so that a pool boy can observe his MILF house owner how she pleases herself on her very own. That’s how I picture Reality Kings.

A common thing to see here, MILFs, pool boys and toys! The long-expected title has finally arrived, and we’ve got every reason to celebrate it, and what better way there is than joining the RK community by becoming their member! No, don’t X me, I’m not an add, it’s just that Reality Kings is a verified porn site, harmful outcomes aren’t really conducted by them anyhow, so if you’re going to do it blindly, do it rightly!

Now I’m starting to get it why did the page layout change drastically! I was like, oh, lookie how WTF Pass put in work… okay, I’ll let go. Like I’m endorsed by them or something, man. Nonetheless, Big Tits Boss, I think that the title says it all what you’re going to stumble on here, hope you got the thing you were looking for, otherwise, scram the fuck outta here and go find a better review, on PornCodex, of course.

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I vouch for it that I won’t confuse two totally diverse porn sites from now on

This really got me like a sitting duck, I’m illy unprepared for this, so I’ll have to improvise my postulate, also called review. You think I’m lying or something, but I don’t know where will this even lead, so let’s start asap before I go off the course. Luckily, this isn’t one of those huge Reality Kings’ porn sites, and that’s only lucky for me, not for the Reality Kings. Fewer videos mean that people are less likely to lend their membership pass, not sure if they understood how easily things work.

200+ scenes which are provided in HD and even more than that, however, the resolution cannot compensate for the lack of numbers! Porn business is like the NBA, only numbers do apply, for an example, when you’re voting for your MVP. At the end of the day, that’s the one thing that people remember, the W!

In our case, that’s the V and we are not talking about vaginas, at least in this sentence. Thankfully, they responded with one model per video approximately, so that sounds good in terms of watching various things instead of doing something tediously and dulling. Ms. Big Tits is the boss around here, and every one of these high position babes are working their asses out so that they keep the company running on a stable label.

Sometimes, these beautiful busty MILFs just want to take a break, and since they know business, their company usually has a man responsible for her pleasure, to take care of her needs! That’s what you call entrepreneurship!

Pros and Cons of Big Tits Boss

Pros:

  • Stunning quality of the videos
  • Implying on the resolution AND on the style of filming
  • The camera is well-positioned

Cons:

  • Too bad that the video number is dragging down this seemingly classic concept, otherwise this would be a site in the top 10 of Reality Kings

Conclusion

At last, making a conclusion without an inch of confusion. Reality Kings has done a great job here, all except for launching new film sets and publishing fresh stuff. All of these old videos have expired, so we’d be honored to see a re-opening of a luscious site like this one is!

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Big Naturals Review

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Woah, what a shapeshift! From Big Tits Boss to Big Naturals! The differences are more than obvious, this is like a perpendicular universe where everything is the opposite! There at Big Tits Boss, they’ve got girls with a GIGANTIC pair of tits, while in Big Naturals, girls contain ENORMOUS VOLUMES of tits! But no really, what did they plan to pull out from this gimmick? It’d be a BIGger spectacle was their approach immersive.

Boobs are to be found around each corner of this round, curved globe we call our home. As a pure concept, it has flourished ages ago, we’re eager to witness new stuff now, Reality Kings, although Big Naturals is a refined site with endless possibilities of film-making. By encumbering these casual categories, you’ll make your customers go away to another dealership and buy a cheaper subscription for the same pair of tits but only sponsored by your rivalry network.

Speaking about monopolistic competition, how’s the Virtual Reality establishment going? Ever thought of joining Naughty America’s company and grasping some modern air in your lungs? Thus far, this isn’t yet satisfying, but I reckon you’ll get there after certain time. I’m pleased to make your acquaintance if you’re even reading this, reflect on my words of wisdom and maybe one day I’ll ponder about buying your subscription!

You’re using reverse psychology by trying to purchase my interests with these cute girls working in a car wash, with them skinny shorts, wet shirts that outline the edges of their tits, plus the moisture making them nipples sharpen up like glass! Eventually you’re going to have leaks springing by using these underhand maneuvers to get into our pants, and I’m not talking about D’s, however, I’m talking about wallets and sums of moneys!

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Big Tits Boss Naturals – we are better off with this than having two separate domains

Two sites covering the same thing? Nah. But okay, let’s face the truth and swallow it raw, we need to move on to finish this brawl! One thing is for sure, Big Naturals expanded exceedingly rather than Big Tits Boss, and we’re talking about 800 videos which stream on an outstanding quality!

The one vital thing I like about, no, ADORE about is that Reality Kings have utmost resolution of this new generation, I can clearly see the babe’s tongue texture when she’s choking on those huge sticks which are RK shifting respectively to the girl’s predispositions. By comparing the previous site and this one, I can come to conclusion after inches of scrolling down, that the girls on Big Naturals look more sentient than their colleagues, even though more or less, the girls are the same.

The facial expressions that they’re showing when being confronted by a big dick are priceless, they keep their mouths open like they’re anticipating a cock sent from the heavens to enter their world and latter, their digestive system. Oh and one more thing. I saw Johnny Castle. You know what that’s supposed to mean, in my language?

All this time I thought that Johnny was the face of Naughty America, and when I saw his latest video with Alessandra Miller, I was both shocked and exasperated that I don’t know where I’m hitting it anymore.

Good thing that the superstition turns out to be true about him. What, you don’t know? Every time you see Johnny Castle your luck increases by 300%. This is just blatant how applying it is. I cannot remember a day with Johnny Castle that was bad from the start to the end of the 24h period. I hope all these 500 models are going to share a bed with him because that’s a year and a half period of luck for us!

Pros and Cons of Big Naturals

Pros:

  • Lots of videos to choose from,
  • Updates are consistent,
  • Downloads unlimited

Cons:

  • Consistent, but not frequent, so don’t trust anything the fullest until you hear the con background story

Conclusion

Disregard my lack of scrutiny in judgment. Big Naturals and Big Tits Boss surely have concepts poles apart, since we’re talking about pure tits here, while there are MILF bosses that are running a company, who want a bit of leisure time as a break, filled with hardcore sex! The sex thing is the only thing in common and there’s no other.