AV Tits Review
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Rating
Overall
90/100
90
Video material
84
Site's concept
96
Model rating
91
Quick Overview
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But the world has come to these times when you cannot trust anybody. Except me, of course, since I'm your best guru, yet, a friend on the internet! I'll be your designated, driving seat persona for the rest of your internet careers, and don't you worry 'bout a thing, you're in safe hands. Just like we all are as a collective with AV Tits!
Hear that? Japanese girls have nice, silky and smoothie tits! And they're wonderful! The nipples are pink as a pink rose and as rounded and loaded as a magazine back in 40's. Too soon?
Think not. Coincidence is that we're talking about Japs here... Banzai my brothers. But really, tits this enlarged is like you've got etherized with a deadly dose of ether injection that passes you off with an erection. Has anyone got an objection to my functional surjection? No? Perfection.
I don't have anything to advocate myself so you'd capture me in my casual rant like always. These words keep lashing out uncontrollably, I swear. No off button. However, it's too early in this matchup against AV Tits so that I turn off just yet.
Transcripts can be written about it, and I'm implying on those DNA endless code writings made by the ascended architect we call the Almighty. Just as I thought I was out of this cult sh*t, I pull myself back in. Plus I'm making ulterior Scarface references.
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Full Review of AV Tits Review
It's a hit immediately after the Japs publish a tit porn site, you know it!
I could talk for hours and hours and days about it. But the essence is kept in laconic use, so I'll keep it simple but direct. That's vulnerable to any misconstrued interpretation, but who cares. Mull it over if you have to, plot evil schemes among my benevolence, I'll keep my ways of Jesus. God bless. Anyway, about the porn. It must've been the first time you saw Jesus and porn in almost the same sentence.
AV Tits feature 900+ of HD videos, featuring stunning Asians particularly arriving from Japan. They're tits keep being tortured, squeezed, wiggled and spanked, due to their generosity and persistence, they'll let you do anything, as long as it's for the film production's sake. I simply cannot get enough of their tits, it's like it has a different kind of flavor when you compare it to the casual white girl pair.
Maybe they do taste differently, you know, the girls are treated and nurtured based on a completely new diet. The milk in them is like soya milk, I account that on. Along the videos, come the HD photo sets and there's an equal amount of them, so times a dozen or who knows how many pictures per sets, you probably get tens of thousands of pictures of big breasts. Is that the closest we get to heaven?
Don't try to deny it, 'cause we're getting there! Our path is aggravated since we're wasting our precious time of our lives watching beautiful Japanese young women getting nailed by ninja cocks, instead of getting to the land of the rising sun and introduce them in person!
That's why you were given the ability to dislocate yourself from the same, fixed spot, baboon! Search for Jav HD's headquarters, and have your fingers crossed that it's in Tokyo, and not some kind of a US fraud.
Pros and Cons of AV Tits
Pros:
- Loads of videos that emit the beauties of having big breasts with pink nipples, available for anyone to take a brace of
Cons:
- A slight improvement resolution-wise, and we'd be looking on a potentially top 20 site of all PornCodex, spoiler alert!
Conclusion
AV Tits is more than welcome in as an addition to our porn collection! I keep getting keen with every shuffle of the Jav network. It's an aerial thing, portable from person to person when you get hooked on their priceless stuff!