Monster Curves Review
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Nr. of HD videos: 280+
Nr. of HD images: 280+ Sets
Nr. of Models: 210+
Download limit: Unlimited
Rating
Overall
85/100
85
Video material
69
Site's concept
97
Model rating
90
Quick Overview
Wow, I succeeded to restrict myself from self-pleasure for... a day and a half, new record, dang it! I could've done more, however, if it weren't for the meddling reviews! Just as I thought I was out, they pulled me back in! No mercy when it COMES to TAKING the opportunity ASAP! I work on a simple mechanic, I see tits, wherever they flounder across me, ads, Facebook, Instagram, the mainstream media is slowly becoming a ulteriorly imposed mega porn site whether we like it or not.
So I blame Zuckerberg for disturbing my prolonged No Nut December with many exceptional cheat days, which I really had to have, otherwise I'd chuck myself down a dump crisis from the zen I escalated to. Anyway, disregard my intentions of attempting to share my uninteresting stories with you. They're totally irrelevant, but it's easier for me to comprehend Monster Curves systematically now.
Vent out, then bail out the review session! Wait, what? No, I'm not bailing out on you guys it's just a figure of speech! I just don't know whether I'm coming or going, Monster Curves totally twisted my mind, must've been these wasted days of entering the Zen. I feel much more relaxed after I relished in a couple of videos on Monster Curve, plus the warm colors there made an entirely boisterous atmosphere like I'm a hippie or something.
Dirty scumbags. Nevertheless, welcome to this quite lucrative review, where we always talk about the topic, certainly without diverging from the main focus that is porn. We'll stabilize themselves in the full review below, leave a message after the beep, while an unfitting song is running in the background of your head and thoughts. *humming* *humming*... Anytime now...
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Full Review of Monster Curves Review
Oh, you're still here, what a surprise!
Jokes on the side, time for a bit a serious of an approach to Monster Curves. First off, and you know how I like to preface with basically the same things, the name. No, Bangbros isn't responsible for my overwhelming over some lousy titles, instead, I really appreciate ingenious names.
Monster Curves is pure and simple, straight and forward, direct and hits the core, where of course, the implied is on the girls which have ENORMOUS BOOTIES AND TITS! What else did you think was curvy other than that. Be happy that we're not learning physics behind geodesic lines, that'd be an awful period in your life. So let's just stick to porn, where we're the best, right guys?
Okay, so as far as I see, the girls are simply magnificent here. Ceaseless - I ain't that, so feel free to check the particular list of porn stars found on Monster Curves, so that I don't get credit for just copy pasting something in the paragraph. But, let's feature the brightest diamond from the bunch. Oh look, we've got a pair!
We're definitely rich now! Valentina Nappi and Phoenix Marie are the most prosperous, and of course, there is a whole heap of extravagant porn stars other than these two, but I just wanted to introduce you to the tip of the iceberg, so that you know what you can expect to see.
Regarding the videos, there is plenty to choose from, unfortunately, only in the beginning. 280+ HD videos in total, along with respective image sets, each belonging to its rightful owner/video. 210+ models summed up, and there you have it. Monster Curves in a thesis. Remember those times when I said that the downloads are unlimited?
Yeah, not gonna happen again, otherwise it'd be a spit direct to the Monster Curves hypocritical face. Of course, they have the unlimited option! It would be even better if the number of movies were infinite... just sayin'.
Pros and Cons of Monster Curves
Pros:
- A fair number of videos packed with XXL girls, and not the chubby ones
- These girls are chubby exactly where they supposed to be! The tits and the ass
Cons:
- The site could use immediate maintenance so that they fill it with novelties, such as MORE VIDEOS and then the site would be quite complete
Conclusion
I'm on a verge to say that the site is excellent, however, how bad of a man would I be if I boasted myself and the affiliates with lies, thinking one and speaking the other? The site is far from excellent, you won't reach such peak with only 280+ HD videos. 1000+ and then we're talking, everything else is just below expected from a site as grand as the Reality Kings.
Porn Stars
A: Alexis Rodriguez, Alice Lighthouse, Alison Tyler, Amirah Adara, Ashley AdamsB: Bea Wolf, Bella Reese, Brittany Shae, Brooke Summers
C: Cali Carter, Carmen Capri, Cristi Ann, Cyrstal Rae
D: Dani Daniels, Demi Lowe, Dylan Daniels
E: Eva Lovia
G: Gracie Glam
H: Harley Jade
J: Julie Cash
K: Kate Alton, Keely Jones, Keisha Grey, Kelsi Monroe, Kymberlee Anne
L: Layla London, Layna Landry, Lea Lexis, Lena Paul, Lilith Addams
M: Mallory Madison, Mandy Muse, Mariah Mac, Marsha May, Melissa May, Mercedes Carrera, Mia Malkova, Mindy Deep,
N: Nikki Delano, Nina Kayy
P: Phoenix Marie
R: Remy La Croix, Roxii Blair
S: Sensual Jane, Shauna Skye, Skyla Novea, Summer Brielle Taylor
V: Valentina Nappi, Veronica Dean