HD Love Review
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Rating
Overall
63/100
63
Video material
16
Site's concept
86
Model rating
88
Quick Overview
For those of you who think I'm rigorous in my ratings and too of a critic in reviewing, just imagine how would it be if I were to sell you some thick fogs in a jar of opinions which I don't personally stand behind. It's better of me to be in the wrong whilst being honest than to be a liar and get bucks from knuckleheads by selling them some pale stories, hence advertising porn sites which aren't as good as I would've told you. But, I promise I'll lay off if I see a hard-working site that simply didn't get going for itself.
HD Love is what first crossed my mind regarding tryharders who fall on the stairs away from the throne! HD Love seems like a girly site to me, mostly because of it's taintless harmonic name, and no, not girly in a manner like 'nude magazines' - girlie.Yet again, I see masseuses, home-parlors, massages, oil, and lubricants, competing for who rubs the best, same old, same old. I truly wonder what will porn become in the 22nd century.
As far as contemporary visionaries like I do see, I wouldn't be surprised (mainly because I'll be a decomposed corpse by then) if VR took over that generation, where you don't even have to engage into direct physical contact to feel that pressure on your dick while it's penetrating an 18-year-old's virgin pussy.
Maybe by then the age of consent will incredibly lower, but for now, I don't want the 2017 FBI to take me to jail, so I'll contemplate in accordance with these Roman/Latin imposed laws. Uh, yeah, and the purple color too... it's also a reason why this site seems too chic for my taste.
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Full Review of HD Love Review
Love is a chemical reaction and it's intangible, how could it be HD then, Mr. Kings?
I keep breaking my own rules I set, for instance; no questions in headers and such. It causes a contrary effect which repels my fans from reading any of my stuff since they're looking for answers and decrease of life's questions, not enlargening thy number. Speaking of numbers, HD Love isn't as scintillating as it seems on the first look.
Yeah, it's all ticklish, adorable and tender, until someone gets hurt. That someone is the person who fears small number, or how the extravagantly fashioned nomenclature would've named it, maybe micronumerophobia. With spaces.
60+ HD videos of course, and not of course for the digits, but for the HD, because the quality really is superior compared to other, inferior porn sites. Maybe it's because of the whitish theme, white tank top on a baldy that's pouring shiny oil on his hand which he'll later rub against a blonde hair chick with white, see-through stockings, pale as a cloud.
Maybe, but we won't be smiths of no conspiracies. The girls here aren't reminiscent of any intensity, and I gather that as the positive side since I hate seeing same old porn stars getting their pussies ripped in 25 various porn sites. This way, it's more of a Swedish all-you-can-eat buffet, just pay a top-dollar and everything is yours for the taking!
Viewed from the erotica perspective, due to the site's repetitive sign 'The World's Highest Quality Erotica' - they probably are intangible in that manner. But still, 60-60-37 (video-image-model count), is not even amazing when you're displaying the statistic of an NBA player!
Pros and Cons of HD Love
Pros:
- Astonishing quality
- Cute girls
- Erotic and sensual sex almost like it has sentimental values, that's how much is it deceiving!
Cons:
- Massages yet again, it is a logical sequence of connecting notions and terms to porn, but really, even a classic plumber porn is broadened more than this!
Conclusion
A squishy, juicy, succulent porn site that makes you hungry for that giant oiled pussy picture that welcomes you immediately when you reach the site's homepage. Then again, eating it will force you to vomit since I don't think those lubricants are anywhere tasty at all!
Porn Stars
A: Alexis AdamsH:
J: Janice Griffith
M: Mea Melone
P: Payton Simmons
S: Samantha Rone
V: Vienna Reed